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Thursday, October 3rd, 2002
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| Subject: | HI HI HI! |
| Time: | 2:27 pm. |
| Mood: |  happy. | | Music: | Rod Stewart --- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?. |
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I bet you is all thinking, "WHERE COULD SUGI BE?"
That is for me to finding out and for you to knowing. Or is it other way around?
I must say apologize for Inoran for forgetting to address his day of birth. Happy Late Day Of Birth to you, blondie! Will purchasing present later.
I have been working hard. Actually, I have been hardly working. HA HA HA!!! I am SO FUNNY!!! I have to go water plants.
Bye for now!
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Wednesday, August 21st, 2002
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HI HI HI!
I am very busied right now so I making quick entry to tell my BEST FRIEND in WHOLE WIDE WORLD, pink headed SUGIZO, that he have MAJOR surprise coming to him! I thinking he will enjoying it!
Messing with my rod, I messing with pretty BMW colors. I having three bucket of pretty BRIGHT PINK PAINT to send James Bond car into Matsumoto Land. Telling what you did with rod, Sugi, or I turn BEEMER pink.
Just tell me what you have doing with ROD! TELL ME WHY! HA HA HA! ! ! I made a funny.
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Saturday, August 10th, 2002
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HI HI HI! I am returned!
Only, not remembering where returning from. I remembering something about TERU coming to picking me up from home? Then the crazy acks-murder lady-wife THING showing up to home, with tall, transparent cylinder object. I breathing it in and passing out. I had seeing some funny thing before going to a sleep.
So wife thinking it best to keeping me CONFINED in home for several week. She thinking it is some MAGICAL DIET to lock man away from food. No, it just making man go into MAGICAL RAGE. I chase her with a broken car antenna. She promise to behave. But, I thinking wife had been gone on secret trip to Africa? I thinking she was not returning for a while. They send note back, from crazy American Embassy in Africa! It saying, in the Romans, "DEMONS ARE TO BE SHIPPED TO CANCUN, NOT AFRICA." What does this meaning?
Anyway, I had to find special man time to get away from family and have fun. So I thinking it best to go FISHING! Could not finding rod, though... made Shinya a very sad man. I eventually find it though! It had just magically appear out of the thinning air.
I went to a private spotting out by the seas, and fished the whole, big afternoon! But I never catching anything! I had a worry, because Shinya always catching fish! So I walk out closer to sea and look at the problem.
All of the fishies had floating up to the water, dead! I killed the fishies! But I didn't meaning to! Just wanting to relaxing! But I killed the fishies!
So I coming home, a very sad man. I not knowing what to do to making myself feel better. If big bad MEDIA got a hold onto this, they would titling Shinya a psychologicallic fish surreal killer man!
So sad about killing the fishies. And wife coming home from supermarket soon. This make Shinya even sadder. But she bringing baby, so maybe that will making Shinya happier!
I am scaring of the rod, now. I almost thinking it like, possessed or something. o_O Bad luck rod! But can not getting rid of it! Gift from very loved GRANDFATHER! What am I to doing? ;_;
Maybe I can feeling better through my drumming. I will go and try.
Crazy Bruce Springersteen not helping damn thing! Music so sad.
Just hoping to cheering up before J's BIG BIRTHDAY BASH.
Am sorry for writing so much. So many happenings.
I am sorry for killing the fishies.
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One of the times, I was in crazy AMERICA. Sitting near a plastic table in front of coffee house with the big, long, confusing names? The title of their drink are sounding like Samba song.
I was talking with old friend, YOSHIKI. Perhaps you have hearing of him? Rich man, rich man, lot of the money. He spend it on plastic, inflatable women, he tell me. He still good man, I like him a great, big lot. But one of the times, in crazy AMERICA, I sitting with him at the STARBUCKS. Yes, that is what it's called, I am remember now. I was being a very quiet man, think about things while having MINIATURE CIGAR. He must have thinking it was very rude of me to be so quiet near him, he ask me, "Why do you have a bug up your ass?"
Is this crazy American lingo? How can man having bug up his ass? How can man having bug up his ass make man angry? Make man quiet? YOSHIKI a very scary man. Having been molded by crazy American ways and crazy American lingo like a bug up you ass!
Sorry, sorry. I must having bug up my ass. HA HA HA.
Sorry, sorry, sorry. My apology. Always rambling on about stupid thing when drinking. Wife went on vacation (in small wooden crate, but not telling anyone!) so Shinya is making the best of this moment. Not knowing when AYA will return, but I knowing it can not be VERY long because where ever I had sending her---
Wherever she is going, they will not wanting her for very long.
I am missing Sugizo.
I am missing other friends, as well! Yes.
Bye for now!
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Thursday, July 11th, 2002
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| Time: | 4:48 pm. |
| Mood: | happy. | | Music: | U Roy --- Jah Son Of Africa. |
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私は疲れています! ! ! !
So EXHAUSTING! Old friends knowing how to party very much.
So tired, in fact, that I can not find the words to talk about all of crazy happenings. But I had lots of the fun! Yes!
Bye for now!
真矢
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Saturday, June 29th, 2002
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| Subject: | Hello!~ |
| Time: | 2:05 pm. |
| Mood: | accomplished. | | Music: | Eminem --- Cleaning Out My Closet. |
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Not too long ago best friend Inoran taking Shinya shopping to big music store. We purchase many thing, and Inoran helping with special INSURANCE PLAN for Shinya's new set of PEARL drums.
When I arrive home wife immedeately start asking what I was doing bringing drums to house. She tried to kick in the bass drum but she slip and fell, she knocked over a lamp from impact. She still passed out in middle of floor and making Shinya a happy man. But now I do not having to pay for any future damage to drums because I have super-cool friend Inoran helping me figure out insurance thing. It is always good to have business-minded friends, yes.
I have nothing more to say now. So bye. :)
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Thursday, June 27th, 2002
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| Subject: | Hello! |
| Time: | 12:32 am. |
| Mood: | happy. | | Music: | Johnny Cash --- A Boy Named Sue. |
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I having nothing to say! Sad day, indeed. I wished I have something that I can say to all of you.
I'm hungry! And stressing out! You see, it is like I needing to get on a drum set and BEAT THE HELL OUT OF THEM!
Yes!
But wife threw drum set out of house window. o_O;
It made a very big mess, too. The political (or is it police?) authorities showing up and
wife blaming it on me. I blaming it on baby. Cops did not believe me. I guess she look so innocent, na! ^_^
So Shinya is still very stress. Needing to expell stress. Must find way. Doctor put me on drug called Prozac but it just making me want to watch CROC HUNTAA on crazy American channel ANIMAL PLANET. Not knowing why.
Maybe I shall go drinking this weekend.
I have been reading special ENGLISH BOOKS! Do I sounding any better? It may take time, but hopefully will get better. I try my best.
It looks like I did have a lot of thing to say!
Bye for now!
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| Time: | 12:13 am. |
| Mood: | happy. | | Music: | Reel Big Fish --- I'm Cool. |
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Hello to all friends. Shinya is not very happy at this current time but still managing to smile. Been having to stock up on MINIATURE CIGARS in big box like things. Wife driving me nutso. Smoking not healthy for baby, but neither is wife locking baby's father in basement for three day time without FOOD and WATER!
We Japanese having basement. No asking questions.
I having missed crazy GLAY vocalist's birthday. Shinya had been feeling mighty queasy in the stomach area after COOK OFF SHOWDOWN, so having to miss. I purchase present for you soon, Teru. Will send it to home.
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I was cooking hard! I was doing my bests!
Pressure too much! Foam and cooking sprays! Too much alcohol!
INORAN chasing J around with nasty looking sexual device!
And at that timing, Teru run back into kitchen and he KEEP COOKING! Too much for SHINYA!
So, Shinya pass out on Ryuichi's kitchen bar! I knocking over fruits and things. Made big mess.
I waking up several hours later on kitchen floor, still hearing many noises! I heard a noise coming from the up stairs area! It went 'bang! bang!' but not like a gun! And I hearing RYU screaming! Then Sugi screaming! Sounding like old times! HA HA HA!
I thinking my physical submission making me loser of COOK OFF SHOWDOWN by default! Teru too versatile for Shinya! Good game, Teru!
I passing out once more after hearing strange, jungle-like up stairs noise, then waking up again few houred ago. Luna-chan was sticking carrots up Shinya's nose!
So, I waking up and I go home. Inoran and J having passed out in middle of floor, on top of each others. Having to walk over them. Funny. Make Shinya happy to see friends in nasty overhung state!
I get home and wife yell at Shinya for being a wild man and running about late in the nights. She saying I am not young anymore. I stay home tonight and watch Rimu-chan. She thinking it's punishment for me, but I am not think so. Shinya happy about having to watch baby girl :)
My head hurting a great many thing!
Bye for now!
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HI HI HI!
I am entering from RYUICHI'S home! He have nice computer. Nicer than Shinya's.
We have big party right now! For Ryu's birthday! He very happy! I am working about inside of the KITCHEN! I produce a big banana cake! And a giant TURKEY! But it's dead! HA HA HA! ...I hope it is...
Anyway! I will be giving RECAP of party after it is done with! Very interesting things going on here!
Though, I am quite worried! TERU making big SUGIZO size cake for Monkichi! SHINYA can not compete :( Making Shinya sad.
That is OKAY, though! Mine will be tasting better!
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AH, just wanting to say a HAPPY-HAPPY BIRTHDAY to RYUICHI! Yes! Yes, that is all!
Bye for now!
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HI HI HI!
THE BLEACH GNOMES HAVING INVADED INORAN'S HEAD!
Bye for now!
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HI HI HI!
HERE! Go checking out band! I promoting!
虎ノ子TRASH (That is TORANAKO TRASH for you crazy Western people!)
I should have been saying them sooner! They good crazy ROCK AND ROLL band! ROCK AND ROLL, you know! Like J! J crazy ROCK AND ROLL! 虎ノ子TRASH!
I am being absent lately. I am prepare for COOK OFF SHOWDOWN with crazy GLAY vocalist. He arrogant and mean now, but he soon see. I make him cry by end of the showing down.
He real pervert, too.
Crazy GLAY band.
ALSO: Hello to my newest friends on the LIVE JOURNAL!
I having nothing more to say! Surprise!
Bye for now!
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Thursday, April 25th, 2002
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| Subject: | Yum! |
| Time: | 6:55 pm. |
| Mood: | happy. | | Music: | The Commodores --- Brick House. |
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I having new food dehydrator! You make crazy American JERKY with it! Why you crazy American call a food jerky? I think for now I will making dry pineapple stuffs!
Wife yell at me for sneaking into ice box thing last night. I only wanting drink of water. Geesh. Crazy lady.
Bye for now!
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| Subject: | HELLO! |
| Time: | 6:37 pm. |
| Mood: | happy. | | Music: | Freetwood Mac --- You Can Go Your Own Way. |
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My friend call me up and say that I should trying this thing call the LIVE JOURNAL. I think it was silly, but now, I don't think so, because all of my other friends are having one too! So now I have one, and it is the complete! Like the old day with LUNA SEA!
I miss LUNA SEA.
I have been very working hard and busy with a life of my owned. I have baby now. She very adorable. She funny and makes me laugh. She have must got my funny gene!
I think having this will be much of fun.
Bye for now!
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